Tech neck isn’t a posture issue. It’s a physics problem. Every degree you tilt forward multiplies the load on your cervical spine. By 60 degrees, your neck supports the equivalent of 60 pounds of force, all day, at a screen. TechNeckRx sends certified Necksperts to your Seattle office to treat it at the source.
0° neutral = 10–12 lbs.
15° forward = 27 lbs · 30° = 40 lbs
45° = 49 lbs · 60° = 60 lbs
Your team is brilliant. They are also slowly wrecking their cervical spines at premium workstations. Tech neck, the chronic forward flexion caused by screen culture, is the defining occupational injury of the knowledge economy.
It presents as headaches, shoulder tension, reduced concentration, and the low-grade misery employees describe as “just being tired.” It is not that.
It is a ten-pound bowling ball balanced on a segmented column of bone, held by muscles built for occasional heavy lifting, not eight continuous hours of slight anterior tilt.
We have a protocol for that.
In 1962, Seattle hosted the World’s Fair, the Century 21 Exposition, and built a monument so audaciously strange it still defines the skyline: the Space Needle.
Early concept sketches showed a hot air balloon tethered to the ground. What emerged looked, to anyone paying attention, like a perfect structural metaphor: a spine holding up a bowling ball.
That image, weight at the top, segmented column below, engineered to sustain impossible loads, became the founding geometry of TechNeckRx.
We are, in a sense, in the same business the architects of 1962 were in: keeping remarkable things upright under extraordinary pressure.
The Space Needle rises 605 feet on a base engineered to withstand 200 mph winds and a 9.1 magnitude earthquake. Its principle is identical to good cervical spine biomechanics: distributed load, active support, flexible foundation.
Our work shirts honor the era that built it: the optimism, the precision, the quietly radical belief that human ingenuity could solve the problems human ingenuity creates.
That’s still the idea. We just work on smaller structures.
We don’t sell gym memberships or webinars about posture. We send trained, licensed therapists to your Seattle workplace and put hands on the tissue actually causing the problem. No intake forms, no commuting, no lost afternoon. Sessions are fully clothed and need no setup.
The core offering. Fifteen to thirty-minute therapeutic sessions at your workstation, targeting the full tech-neck anatomy: upper trapezius, levator scapulae, suboccipitals and scalenes. Fully clothed, no setup required.
A Neckspert walks your floor and identifies the workstation setups, monitor heights and seated habits creating the problem. Written report included. Actionable, not academic.
Scheduled recurring visits, weekly, biweekly or monthly, with a dedicated Neckspert assigned to your team. We learn your office, your people and your specific tension patterns.
Every TechNeckRx practitioner completes the Neckspert Protocol, a specialized training track in chair-massage technique, cervical assessment and tech-neck treatment built specifically for the corporate environment.
They are not spa therapists reassigned to your break room. They are ergonomic specialists who happen to wear bowling-league shirts. The shirt is the uniform. The stitched name above the brand is the credential.
When there’s a question about your neck, your posture, or why your right shoulder hurts more than your left:
We could tell you massage feels good. You already know that. What you might not know is that it’s backed by the same research bodies that inform your health plan, and increasingly, the doctors writing your prescriptions.
None of it requires a prescription, a copay, or your team leaving the building. It requires a chair, twenty minutes, and a Neckspert.
Tech neck is the chronic forward head posture caused by looking down at screens and phones for hours at a time. It is a physics problem, not just a posture habit: every degree you tilt your head forward multiplies the load on your cervical spine, and at 60 degrees your neck supports roughly 60 pounds of force. It typically shows up as headaches, shoulder tension, reduced concentration, and low-grade fatigue.
TechNeckRx is a corporate ergonomic therapy service based in Seattle, WA. We send certified Necksperts to your office to treat tech neck at the source using on-site chair massage and ergonomic assessments. Sessions happen right at the workstation, so there is no commuting, no lost afternoon, and no intake paperwork for your team.
Corporate chair massage is short, therapeutic massage delivered at your workplace while employees stay fully clothed and seated in a specialized massage chair. Sessions run 15 to 30 minutes, use no oils, and need no private room. TechNeckRx brings it directly to Seattle offices to relieve the muscle tension behind tech neck.
TechNeckRx corporate packages start at $480 per month. The Starter plan is $480 per month for one monthly on-site visit covering up to 8 employees. The Residency plan is $980 per month for biweekly visits covering up to 20 employees, with an ergonomic assessment included. Full Deployment is a custom weekly program for unlimited staff. Every plan includes a dedicated Neckspert, on-site setup, and a session report, with no per-employee copays.
No. Chair massage is performed fully clothed while seated in a specialized massage chair, with no oils and no private room required. Your Neckspert arrives with everything needed, sets up in a quiet corner, and works through the team on a simple rotation. There are no intake forms and no individual bookings.
TechNeckRx sessions focus on the full tech-neck anatomy: the upper trapezius, levator scapulae, suboccipitals, and scalenes. These are the muscles that carry the strain of hours of slight forward head tilt. Packages can also include an ergonomic assessment that pinpoints the workstation setups and monitor heights creating the problem.
Each employee session runs 15 to 30 minutes depending on your package. Starter sessions are 15 minutes per person and Residency sessions are 20 minutes. Sessions are built to fit inside the workday, so your team gets relief without leaving the building or losing an afternoon.
TechNeckRx provides on-site corporate chair massage throughout Seattle, WA and the surrounding area. It is part of the Heavy Metta LLC family of Seattle-based wellness services. To confirm availability for your office, email info@techneckrx.com with your address and team size.
For teams that work at screens all day, recurring sessions work best. TechNeckRx offers monthly, biweekly, and weekly schedules through its Starter, Residency, and Full Deployment packages. Recurring visits let a dedicated Neckspert learn your office and your team’s specific tension patterns over time, which makes each session more targeted.
Tell us where you are, how many people are on your team, and when you want to start. We’ll match you with a Neckspert and get a session on the calendar.